Decyclopedia:The Semi-formal list of things you can and cannot do

This is The Semi-formal list of things you can and cannot do.

You can:

 * 1) Write stuff.
 * 2) Be funny.
 * 3) Be funny.
 * 4) Be funny.
 * 5) And be funny. That's basically all it boils down to.

You cannot:

 * 1) Add shit that's not funny.
 * 2) Blank shit if it's funny.
 * 3) Advertise your antivirus software (unless you're Unistal Systems)
 * 4) Post instructions on how to buy magic mushrooms.
 * 5) Write an article about how someone on YouTube with 10 subscribers pissed you off.
 * 6) Somehow figure out a way to magically delete this list.
 * 7) Invite 4chan users to this wiki.
 * 8) Write an overly sexual story about banging your 15-year-old girlfriend.
 * 9) Be a failed artist so you can become a German politician and make a plan to exterminate the Jews and post your propaganda here.
 * 10) Write an article about how you inherited your Nigerian king father's riches and need someone to hold onto it.
 * 11) Upload your wedding photos here.
 * 12) Post your suicide note here (goodbye, by the way).
 * 13) Steal content from other humor wikis. I did this for a long time and now I realize how bad it was.
 * 14) Turn this wiki into a baking wiki.
 * 15) Blank every page here.
 * 16) Because all of the above violates the Content Policy.