Masturbation

Masturbation is...um...I don't know. Let me look it up...

Okay, I looked up masturbation, and according to Wikipedia, it is "the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm." Basically, it's playing with your dick or pussy until white stuff comes out, usually to sex up you or another person (you better not be gay. Lesbians are fine).

Who does it?
Everyone over the age of 10. Adults do it to keep their love for one another warm, and teens do it for the hell of it.

But isn't it unhealthy or weird?
Not at all. In fact, it's actually good. You see, um... let me look at Wikipedia again... Aha! "Sex therapists sometimes recommend that female patients take time to masturbate to orgasm; for example, to help improve sexual health and relationships, to help determine what is erotically pleasing to them, and because mutual masturbation can lead to more satisfying sexual relationships and added intimacy." In a nutshell, sex therapists want you (if you're a girl) to jack off during a session because it could save your marriage. And it can cure depression (finally!) and boost your self-esteem.

Using objects for masturbation is also good, as long as you don't use anything sharp or that can cause cancer. Did you know that a German woman had to go to the hospital because she put two pencils in her urethra (what the fuck is that?) while masturbating?

How old is masturbation?
It actually goes back to about 10,000 BCE.

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