Decyclomedia Foundation:DeStories/The Cautionary Tale of Jimmy

"Wow!" yelled Jimmy. "I get to use a calculator on the SAT! I'm going to ace this test!" Jimmy assumed he could get by on the math section of the SAT with only a calculator, blew off all his math classes, and didn't bother to study at all. When test time came, Jimmy realized that there was a lot more to the test than calculators.

Jimmy now walks the streets wearing only a garbage bag and bowling shoes.