Panties

1 FILES HAVE BEEN RETRACTED Panties (called knickers over in England) are the next-best thing on Earth.

History
Back in the 1840s, some girl named Amelia got upset that the men had underwear, and the women didn't. So she decided to sew the first pair of panties, but something was off about them. No, it can't be... The first pair of panties had legs!? Yes, it's apparently true. The first panties had legs. Thankfully, they were redesigned (except for boyshorts, as they still have tiny legs).

Wet panties
Panties are great, but wet panties are even better! Usually, wet panties are the results of wet vaginas (either from having an orgasm or peeing). Wet panties have a close relationship with masturbation. Wet panties either make the girl wearing the wet panties horny and masturbate or are the result of the girl wearing the panties cumming in them because she masturbated as a result of being horny. Wait, what was I saying?

Indian panties
Even better than wet panties, Indian panties are the panties you fap to when you have Protegent installed on your computer! That's all.

D E E T A R E C O V E R Y S O F T W A R E

Wet Indian panties
No. Just no. This has gone too far.