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Cat — they are tigers who like to meow (we don't know why), usually some of them are perverts and want to have sex with a dog that they see.

Cats, on the other hand, can be idiotic and instead of meowing, they can often fly, how?

How can cats bark?[edit | edit source]

first I recommend trying to do as in these words, try putting dog food instead of cat food, now the cat can fly, or if you already have a dog, cross their genes, the cat will not only stent with a dog, but will also start flying...

How To Get a Cat[edit | edit source]

Firstly, you must go to the fillage, next go to the wooden board or the dark place, there should be a Cat.

What Do Cats Doing When They Are Angry?[edit | edit source]

Of course, they're scratching and biting and also meowing very loud + hissing. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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