Decyclopedia:The Semi-formal list of things you can and cannot do
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This is The Semi-formal list of things you can and cannot do.
You can:
- Write shit.
- Be funny.
- Be funny.
- Be funny.
- And be funny. That's basically all it boils down to.
- Also, try to make your articles more than one sentence long, since I can't be bothered to actually write content (most of the time).
You cannot:
- Be unfunny.
- Remove the funny.
- Advertise your antivirus software (unless you're Unistal Systems)
- Post instructions on how to buy magic mushrooms.
- Write an article about how someone on YouTube with 10 subscribers pissed you off.
- Somehow figure out a way to magically delete this list.
- Invite 4chan users to this wiki.
- Write a 30-page story about banging your 15-year-old girlfriend.
- Be a failed artist so you can become a German politician and make a plan to exterminate the Jews and post your propaganda here.
- Write an article about how you inherited your Nigerian king father's riches and need someone to hold onto it.
- Upload your family photos here. This is a humor wiki, not iCloud.
- Post your suicide note here.
- Steal content from other humor wikis. I did this for a long time and now I realize how bad it was.
- Turn this wiki into a baking wiki.
- Because all of the above violates the Content Policy.