Fisher-Price

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HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-GO-EAT-SHIT-FUCKERS[1]

Fisher-Price is a company which produces "toys" for infants and children, headquartered in East Aurora, New York. The company is a wholly owned subsidiary of some shit-eating fuckers at Mattel.

History[edit | edit source]

In 1931, the founders of Fisher-Price mass-produced 16 wooden toys (16 was a lot bigger number back then) and sold them for $69. They sold out.

Products[edit | edit source]

Fisher-Price is well-known for releasing toys that say, "go eat shit fuckers", as referenced to the popular Uncyclopedia in-joke.[2][3] Here's one:

  • Shit-eating fuckers, toilet-shaped toys that teach children to eat shit.

Business practices[edit | edit source]

Fisher-Price has four business practices:

  1. GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
  2. GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
  3. GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
  4. GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS

UNCYCLOPEDIA RULES DROOLS![4]

4.252.99.182[edit | edit source]

On November 1, 2005, an anonymous user by the name of 4.252.99.182 wrote these four words: "go eat shit fuckers". These four words have become one of the great classics of literature. By using WhatIsMyIPAddress, we find that 4.252.99.182 is located at Microsoft.[5] This means that 4.252.99.182 is likely Bill Gates swearing at Uncyclopedia.

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