Fisher-Price
Fisher-Price is a company which produces "toys" for infants and children, headquartered in East Aurora, New York. The company is a wholly owned subsidiary of some shit-eating fuckers at Mattel.
History[edit | edit source]
In 1931, the founders of Fisher-Price mass-produced 16 wooden toys (16 was a lot bigger number back then) and sold them for $69. They sold out.
Products[edit | edit source]
Fisher-Price is well-known for releasing toys that say, "go eat shit fuckers", as referenced to the popular Uncyclopedia in-joke.[2][3] Here's one:
- Shit-eating fuckers, toilet-shaped toys that teach children to eat shit.
Business practices[edit | edit source]
Fisher-Price has four business practices:
- GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
- GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
- GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
- GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
UNCYCLOPEDIA RULES DROOLS![4]
4.252.99.182[edit | edit source]
On November 1, 2005, an anonymous user by the name of 4.252.99.182 wrote these four words: "go eat shit fuckers". These four words have become one of the great classics of literature. By using WhatIsMyIPAddress, we find that 4.252.99.182 is located at Microsoft.[5] This means that 4.252.99.182 is likely Bill Gates swearing at Uncyclopedia.
Referencez[edit | edit source]
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fisher-Price&oldid=133059327
- ↑ Okay, it's not that popular anymore. Like, I haven't seen anyone reference it since early 2016.
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fisher-Price&oldid=133059327
- ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fisher-Price&oldid=133059327
- ↑ https://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/4.252.99.182