HTML
HTML is a series of markdown languages used to do various things.
HTML1[edit | edit source]
HTML1 is an variant of HTML used to breach rich trees. This is because HTML stands for
- Hacking
- Tall
- Multi-billionaire
- Logs.
Since rich trees are the main source of income for 90% of websites running MediaWiki, not all HTML tags are permitted (specifically, every tag that can be used to hack trees is disabled). HTML contains a programming language called JavaScript, which is the one most commonly used in hacking. One of the most common JavaScript security vulnerabilities is Cross-Site Scripting (XSS). Cross-Site Scripting vulnerabilities enable attackers to manipulate websites to return malicious scripts to visitors. These malicious scripts then execute on the client side in a manner determined by the attacker.
HTML2[edit | edit source]
HTML2 is a another variant of the HTML language that is used to help the mountain lemurs that have been estranged from their mountain. This is because HTML also stands for
- Help
- The
- Mountain
- Lemurs!
If you help them, you will be awarded enough money to buy a Intel processor. Unfortunately, this will not be put in effect as of now because we are having trouble finding a Intel processor picture, and if we don't have one, we can kiss the program programming language goodbye...!
Wait, what's this?
IT'S A PICTURE OF AN INTEL PROCESSOR!
THE PROGRAM CAN GO ON!!!!!!! :D
How to Write HTML[edit | edit source]
Since you can be arrested for hacking, we won't tell you how to write HTML. However, there are several good tutorials on how to learn HTML. Here are two: