The Internet is Rule 34. What else can be said about it?
...Okay, the Internet is actually a series of difficult challenges that you must beat.
Level 1: Malware[edit | edit source]
Level 1 of the Internet is malware. To beat it, you must download 5,000 viruses and see if your computer explodes. If it doesn't, you go to the boss of Level 1, the fake download buttons. They're not as evil as the final boss, but they are more dangerous. If you click on one, 100 viruses will be installed on your computer per second. They can be defeated by downloading Adblock and turning off "acceptable ads".
Level 2: Hackers[edit | edit source]
Level 2 of the Internet is phishing and pharming sites. To beat it, you must report 10 of them to the Department of Homeland Security. Then, you go to the Level 2 boss, the hackers. To beat them, you must delete System32.
Level 3: The Journey[edit | edit source]
Level 3 of the Internet is journeying to the last page of the Internet. This is impossible to do because there are more pages in the Internet than you will ever visit. However, there are many fake last page sites out there. Be careful.
Level 4: The Impossible Battle[edit | edit source]
Level 4 of the Internet is a giant flame war with the entireity of 4chan. To win, you must win the war.
Level 5: The End[edit | edit source]
Level 5 of the Internet (well, it's not really part of the Internet) is the final level. To beat it and the Internet, you must organize a search team to find Squidward's brother.