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A typical French maid outfit.
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— Unnamed French maid

A maid is a woman who works in your house. Maids originate from Europe and are required by French law to not wear any pants with their uniforms.

What Maids Do[edit | edit source]

Maids clean up your house (usually with a upskirt shot), strip their uniforms, and... I don't know!

Types of Maids[edit | edit source]

Regular Maids[edit | edit source]

Regular maids just clean your house. They're kinda boring.

French Maids[edit | edit source]

French maids, now that's an entirely different story! They are very sexually playful, and they appeal to your uniform fetishism. Unfortunately, some styles are "conservative", but most of them are revealing. Very revealing. Depending on design details, they can be classified as... lingerie? What's that word?

Anyway, the typical French maid costume includes:

  • A black dress with white trim, with a full skirt at or above knee length
  • White half-apron, usually with ruffle or lace
  • A ruffled or lace headpiece
  • Tights or stockings
  • High heels, usually black
  • Feather duster
  • White or black lace garter

Depending on design and context, the costume also includes:

  • Choker necklace
  • Pearls
  • Other cleaning equipment