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Below is a more in-depth explanation on why you should buy Protegent now!
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I am Proto,
Security is my motto!
Install me on your computer,
To protect your data better!
With me there no viruses,
Could enter your computer!
Malware, spyware, trojan!
All gone forever!
I filter your junk mail,
Monitor WiFi, never fail!
I'm P-p-p-p-proto! Hacking our competitors is my motto!
I install viruses,
While they surf!
As I know that business running is tough!
I do data loss,
Bringing you to your angry boss!
With 20% less staff,
The company is shining!
I am Proto, viruses is my motto!