You

Who are you? That may seem like a rude question to ask, but if you're a newcomer to Decyclopedia, it's appropriate. When you first visited Decyclopedia, we got your username. So write something. It rarely matters what you write, so just write it. You can contribute. You probably should. Imagine being crowned "Best Writer of the Millenia". That would be awesome, wouldn't it?

So good luck with Decyclopedia.

Also, good luck being worse than me.